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cece, also known as chip, loch nessie, or now apparently bitch, is either a genius or a moron. with her, there is no gray area-- but when she's not bitching, laughing at her own jokes, trying to poorly roast her siblings, or hiding away with her trusty kindle in hand, she's writing ( however mediocre that writing is ), playing tennis, listening to taylor swift && conan gray, elaborately masterworking beloved characters' deaths, or . . . you know . . . fangirling. because that's what she does. cece's also obsessed with traveling and will do everything in her power to make the absolute b.s squad's london-bound vw beetle road trip become reality. cece aspires to be an architect, but for now, she's settling for mediocre teen fiction author.
dot, also known as otter, should probably be doing something other than scrolling through pinterest, staring blankly at her screen, or not writing, but she's better at procrastinating than she is at "life-ing" so we'll go with it. everyone tells her she's funny for some odd reason ( even though she's sure she's not ), and she will probably manage to rant to you at some point in time about her current book obsession, or whatever's on her mind. unlike her co-cracked-fangirls, she has no idea what she wants to do with her life or what she aspires to be because she's really indecisive and has no clue.
melody, also known as wally, is a normal person during the day, but at night is an obssesive fangirl. she most likely will be crying over something or laughing hysterically because she is emotionally unstable and needs serious help. most of her time is spent binge-reading loki fanfictions or scrolling through pintrest and laughing at marvel memes while listening to a random mix of high school musical soundtracks, billie eilish, p!atd, melanie martinez, jeremy renner, or something equally weird. if she isn't doing that then she is most likely to be watching the greatest showman for her 30th time and trying ( and failing ) to sing along. she has no idea what she wants to do in the future and is completely fine with that as long as going on a road trip with her equally on-crack fangirl friends is in it.
naomi, also known as llama, is a wild, insanely fun, risky fangirl who really needs to get a reality check. she’s a hopeless romantic, and a hardcore swiftie. if you were to become friends with her, you’d have to put up with her shockingly sarcastic attitude and her loud personality. she loves her besties, online and off, and will protect them at all costs. she’s crazily loyal and gets attached really quickly. if you become friends with her, she’s never letting you go — ever. filled with love and support for everyone ( except jerks ).
thea, also known as giraffe, is a nerd who gets way too invested in fictional characters and probably reads an unhealthy amount. she is obsessed with boba, mochi, matcha - basically anything japan-related, she's a fan of. she also has extremely high standards after and will only date a guy with a pen that can turn into a sword or a boomerang and a ponytail ( warrior's wolftail, whatever ). she is a perfectionist and a procastinator, and actually should be practicing her violin right now, but she simply cannot find the drive to practice for the lesson she has in exactly one hour which she has not prepared for this entire week. after this, she's probably going to procrastinate some more by reading percy jackson fanfics and listening to classical music. hit her up if you would like to hear rants about the peter johnson movies, italian food ( don't ask ), or really just any random thing you can think of.
raven, also known as dragon, shoe, veni, or whatever else you can come up with, is a hopeless romantic, procrastinator, ranter, and overprotective friend ( as you can probably tell from her nickname 'dragon mum' ). she spends most of her time convincing herself she's doing something productive, watching netflix, and talking to her lovely friends. she has big dreams, most of which revolve around traveling with her friends & husband, meeting her idol and son ( conan gray ) publishing novels, hugging the shist out of her loved ones, marrying tom holland or antoni porowski, and changing the world. because boy does the word have a ton of problems, as you will hear over and over again from her if you choose to listen to her many, many rants.
volt, also known as koala, spends far too much time procrastinating, listens to far too much taylor swift and dear evan hansen, drinks far too much bubble tea, and invests far too much time, energy, and love into fictional ships and characters. her pastimes ( besides coming up with cliffhangers and plot twists, dreaming up ships, and thinking about which characters to kill off ) exclusively extend to writing, reading, fangirling, and doing photography. she'd do anything to go on a road trip through england in a volkswagen beetle with the rest of absolute b.s, and she aspires to become a bestselling author - once she stops, you know, procrastinating.